Which Weird AF Animal Combination Are You and Your BFF?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which Weird AF Animal Combination Are You and Your BFF?
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About This Quiz

Whether you've known each other for 30 years or 30 days, your BFF means the world to you. You would do anything to make him/her smile, and you know he/she would do the same for you. That is why you call this person your BFF, and even if you argue all the time, you work off each other to help each other through the most difficult times. If you are trying to figure out the best way to define your relationship with your best friend, consider the weird AF relationships that exist in the animal kingdom. Simply looking at the way a bird can peck at the teeth of a lion without the lion eating it shows that nature has so much more to offer than lessons in procreation and stalking prey.

In the end, you and your BFF know that you couldn't live without each other, and you care about each other. This friendship has been through so much, and you are ready to keep it going by learning more about it. If you are ready to learn more about your relationship with your best friend, answer these questions, and we'll tell you which weird AF animal combination matches your friendship.

There is only one southwest egg roll left on the appetizer tray. Who is getting it?
Only one of us
We will create a plan to get it before anyone else, then share it.
The person who wants it most
One will eat what he/she wants, the other will get what is left over.
It's Friday night. What are you doing?
One of us is buying drinks for the other.
We're on the prowl for fun.
One of us forces the other one to go out.
We're spending time in. One of us is grooming the other.
Which of you buys the food?
One of us is always buying food for the other.
We're both looking for someone to buy us food.
One of us wants to cook, the other one wants to buy food.
We're buying food for each other.

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When it comes to helping each other, what's the status between you two?
One of us always needs help.
Neither of us ever need help.
Both of us always need help.
One of us helps while the other shows his/her appreciation.
How is the give and take of your relationship best described?
One of you takes without the other knowing.
Both of you give and take equally.
One of you gives more than you take.
One of you takes while the other watches.
Are you social together?
One of you is social, one of you isn't.
Both of you are social.
Both of you are antisocial.
Both of you only like being social with each other.

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One of you just broke up with your significant other. What is the other one doing?
Listening to the drama
Helping plan the vengeance
Carrying the other away from the drama
Trying not to kill the ex
What is the best road fuel for you and your BFF?
Treats and snacks
Beef Jerky
Whatever is in the discount bin
Whatever is on the hot dog roller
Someone wants to fight you, what is your BFF doing?
Letting them fight you without helping
Helping you plan your defense
Preparing himself/herself to be a human shield
Getting ready to fight for you

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You are about to ask a guy out, how does your BFF respond?
Tells you how stupid dating is
Helps you plan your moves
Drives you to the bar
Does your hair and makeup
Your BFF is depressed. How do you cheer him/her up?
Feed the fire, so you can hear more drama
Help him/her plan the path to happiness
Take him/her to the club
Feed him/her
You're cooking dinner for your BFF. What is on the menu?
Your blood
A juicy steak
Drinks! We're going out!
Leftovers

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You're planning your BFF's birthday celebrations. Where are you going?
An expensive place, and I'm paying
To our favorite bar to find guys/girls
We're hitting the club, singles style.
Somewhere fast, so we can get home and relax
Where are you and your BFF most likely to live (based on your personalities).
The suburbs
The Middle East
Under the sea
Africa
What is your pre-party routine with your BFF?
One of us is demanding attention on his/her style choices, the other doesn't care.
We're planning our outfits to get all of the attention as soon as we walk in the bar.
One of us is forcing the other to go out.
One of us is getting the other one ready.

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You have something in your teeth. What does your BFF do?
Says nothing, because he/she doesn't care.
Let's you know it's there, so you can be perfect again.
Doesn't tell you. He/she doesn't notice that kind of thing, ever.
Picks it out for you to save you the pain of finding it later.
How long have you and your BFF been BFFs?
Not terribly long
Since we started working together
Since we were kids
Since college
Where did you and your BFF meet?
The bar
At work
In middle school/high school
In college

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What are your relationship statuses?
One is single, one is taken.
It varies, but we always help each other when we're looking.
We're both single.
We're both taken... by each other.
How does your BFF react when you're in a relationship?
He/she demands my attention.
He/she is cool with it, as long as we still ride.
He/she tries to steal me away.
He/she tries to help me look best for my significant other.
Your BFF just started a relationship. What do you say to him/her?
"Give me all the dirty details!"
"I've researched your new significant other, and he/she seems legit."
"Let's go to the bar and pretend to be single."
"Let me get you ready for your date!"

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How do you react when your BFF tells you he/she wants to buy a new car?
Getting excited to get rides in a new car
Helping him/her find the perfect one
Giving him/her a ride to the dealership
Getting him/her the perfect outfit for the dealership
What does your BFF do to help you prepare to break up with your significant other?
Nothing. He/she doesn't know I'm doing it
Helping me plan my exit strategy
Taking me to the club, because I need to relax
Making me look hot for the breakup meeting
What is your favorite memory with your BFF?
That time I bought him/her dinner and we drank and had fun
That time we hit the town trying to find the perfect place to have dinner
That time he/she forced me to go out and have fun
That time he/she did my hair, and we just lounged around the house

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What happens when the you and your BFF are hungry?
If he/she's hungry, I'm paying.
If one of us is hungry, we're both looking for food.
If I'm hungry, he/she's taking me out.
If we're hungry, we order and lounge around the house.
How often do you and your BFF see each other?
We never stop.
Whenever we're hungry
Only on weekends
Whenever we need each other
Which of these warrants a text to your BFF?
When I need something
When I want to hang out
When I find a hilarious meme
All of these things

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How often does your BFF text you?
Whenever he/she needs something
When he/she has a plan brewing
When he/she wants to hang out
When he/she knows I need help
What are you and your BFF watching?
Whatever he/she wants
We've both decided on "Game of Thrones."
Whatever I want
We've both decided on "Blue Planet."
What are you and your BFF wearing when you hang out?
One is in something nice, one is not.
We're both in full gear.
One is always forcing the other to wear something nice.
We're both in comfy pants.

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