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About This Quiz
Wes Anderson has produced some of the most well-known, comical, neurotic, and awkward characters in the film industry. And we love them all! But, which Wes Anderson character are you? Take this quiz and find out.
Which is your favorite Wes Anderson actor?
Jason Schwartzman.
Owen Wilson.
Kara Hayward.
Bill Murray.
What is your outlook on life?
Keep going after your goals.
Dream on, you dreamer.
Run away until you find what you are looking for.
Try and then give up. Repeat.
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What is your least desireable trait?
Annoyingly persistent.
I leave things for everyone else to pick up.
I don't trust.
I give up.
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Which is your favorite Wes Anderson movie?
"Rushmore."
"Bottle Rocket."
"Moonrise Kingdom."
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou."
What do you enjoy most about Wes Anderson movies?
Interesting characters.
Deep emotion.
Dark themes.
Exaggerating emotions.
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Were you popular as a kid?
I was in a lot of clubs.
Yeah, I'd say so.
No. I didn't trust anyone.
Nah.
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Do you have a lot of friends as an adult?
A handful of close friends.
Two buds. No more, no less.
A few more than when I was a kid.
No. It's just me.
How do you stand out from the crowd?
I participate a lot.
I tell wild stories.
I try not to.
I always suit up!
Where would you like to go on vacation?
A tour of an Ivy League school.
The Baseball Hall of Fame.
Anywhere but here.
Europe.
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What is a good reason to run away from home?
To pursue better things.
To rob a bank.
To just get away.
I don't have a home to run away from.
How do you make decisions?
I plan out all my decisions.
By dreaming.
I jot them down and figure out how to do it.
I just follow, Man.
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Are you close to your family?
Yes. We have a nice relationship.
Sure. Whatever.
We love each other, but I need to move out.
Nah, haven't heard from them in years.
Can you tell your best friend anything?
Haha, no.
I can tell anyone anything.
Yes.
Best friend you say? I haven't had one of those in years.
What is your biggest fear?
Failure.
Being stuck in the same place I lived all my life.
Oh jeez. I have a book filled with my fears.
Being alone.
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How far will you go to get someone to go out with you?
I will stalk them.
Pursue aggressively.
I'll leave notes everywhere for the person.
Sigh. I probably won't say anything.
What stresses you out most in your life?
Not getting my way.
Not having money.
Not trusting people.
My life.
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Is life too fast or too slow?
Too slow. I have lots to do.
Too fast. I am not getting enough done.
Too fast. I'm already in my twenties.
Too slow. It's taking forever.
What makes you dorky?
Not caring what I say.
Having my heads in the clouds.
Being paranoid.
Being awkward.
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What are your favorite type of stories?
Where the guy gets the girl.
Successful heists.
Happy ones.
Old curmudgeony guy stories.
Can you be friends with your enemy?
Yes.
If we need to get something done together.
No.
Annoyingly so.
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