Which X-Games Event Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which X-Games Event Are You?
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About This Quiz

The X-Games, founded by ESPN, is an extreme sports event that is held every year. Some of the greatest athletes from around the world gather to compete in the games in order to win medals and prize money. Sports legends such as Tony Hawk, Travis Pastrana, and Heath Frisby have all taken part and won big at the competition- something new competitors aspire to do every year. 

Among the events at the X-Games are skateboarding, BMX freestyle, Moto X sports, and flat track sports. They're always exciting to watch on television and even more thrilling in person. But we want to know which sport you'd be. 

Would be you be the precise, fast-paced and incredibly balanced snowboarding? Would you be the down and dirty, take no prisoners BMX dirt racing? Would you be the dangerous and deadly street luge? Or would you be the insanely cool, adventurous and jaw-dropping Gymkhana GRid? These extreme sports are among the most watched at the X-Games because of how thrilling they are to watch. 

So if you're down with extreme sports and you really want to know which sports you'd be, take our quiz! Just don't rush off to try it without your protective gear!

Do you mind breaking a bone?
I don't mind some road rash.
I don't mind a clean break.
I'd wear it as a badge of honor.
That would really frighten me.
Are you from the streets?
Yes, and I stay in the streets.
No, I'm suburban.
Yes, and I was poor, too.
No, I'm from the country.
What brand would sponsor you?
Zoo York
Burton
Trek
Yokohama

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What name would your typical male fan have?
Chad
Justin
Jack
Bradley
What weather do you like?
Sunny skies and dry ground
Clouds and snow
Sunshowers
I don't mind the weather.
Do you like to be flashy?
No, I prefer to lay low.
Yes, I want the focus on me.
I like to run with a flashy crowd.
I like to let my work speak for me.

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Do you feel the need, the need for speed?
I like nothing better than terminal velocity.
Speed is good, but what you do with momentum is what's important.
I just need to get air.
I only want as much speed as I can control.
Are you a showoff?
No, I keep a low profile.
I am, it's what I specialize in.
I like to act with panache.
I like to show what I can do, but I'm otherwise pretty laid back.
Do you like a clear winner, or can you handle a judge deciding?
I need it to be scientific.
I can handle a judge's ruling.
I need photographic evidence.
I need to see the numbers.

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Are you mindlessly reckless?
I'm mindfully reckless.
I'm daring, not reckless.
Yeah, I kinda am.
No, I measure every brave act.
Do you like a big TV audience?
I don't mind.
Yes, I do.
No, I'd like a small, enthusiastic audience.
I want a big internet audience.
What piece of safety kit can't you live without?
A helmet
A back brace
Shinguards
An airbag

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What piece of safety kit is for wusses?
A brake
A helmet
A neck brace
Nothing, safety is good
Are you good with heights?
No
Yes
Only short heights
I prefer to keep my eyes on the ground in front of me, and only leave the ground temporarily.
Are you okay with confrontation?
No, I prefer to compete on my own terms.
I prefer to show what I can do alone.
I love a little confrontation.
I'd rather not have to directly confront any person.

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How hardcore are you?
80% hardcore
85% hardcore
100% hardcore
95% hardcore
What sort of life expectancy is acceptable to you?
60
80
40
45
What about career expectancy?
30
27
32
40

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Do you have any bones you could probably live without?
My ribs
My arms
My neck
My sternum
Do you have a spouse to worry about you?
No, I'm single.
No, I'm a serial monogomist.
Yes, and six kids.
Yes, and they can't bear to watch me compete.
Do you mind getting dirty?
I'd rather not.
I'd like to be able to brush off the dirt easily.
I love a good romp in the mud.
I don't mind a little shower after I'm done.

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Do you mind getting wet?
I'd rather not.
I don't mind getting a little wet, but not too wet.
I want a soaking.
I'd rather stick with dust.
Do you mind crashing into a literal garbage heap?
I don't mind. What happens happens.
Yeah, I mind.
Literal trash? Maybe in practice, but not in competition.
I'll stick with trees.
How hard do you want to practice?
I want to do a lot of "dry practice."
I want to train every day, even if I have to travel.
I want to train hard every day, in the same place.
I want to practice with every tool available.

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What sort of shape are you in?
I'm in good shape.
I'm in amazing shape.
I'm carved out of wood.
I'm in decent shape.
How's your flexibility?
Not great
Pretty good
Great
I can sit in one position for a long time.
Are you a good driver?
I'm good at steering.
I'm okay.
I'm good at braking and balancing.
I'm a fantastic driver.

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How's your balance?
I'm okay.
I have great balance.
I have perfect balance.
I'm fine, but not amazing.
Are you a natural performer?
No
Yes, ever since I was a kid.
I'm only good at competing, not showboating.
I am, but not in a traditional way.
What would you do with your prize money?
I'd visit Scandanavia.
I'd vacation in Switzerland.
I'd spend some time on a Mexican beach.
I'd road trip across Japan.

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