Which Zoolander Character are you?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Zoolander Character are you?
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About This Quiz

Do you have a signature expression that you use when trying to be attractive? Ever do a walk off? Are you so good looking that your friends say it is ridiculous? Which Zoolander character are you?
How good looking are you?
Ridiculously good looking.
Totally good looking.
Most people say I am good looking.
Amazingly good looking...if you like my type.
Playing in gasoline sounds...
Super fun.
Kind of fun.
Really stupid.
Evil.
Who should be model of the year?
Me of course, I have been the best for ever.
Me. I am so hot right now.
Whoever deserves it most.
Whoever is easiest to brainwash.

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What is Billy Zane up to?
I don't know but he is my friend.
He is a cool dude, just trying to help you out.
I don't know, does he ever act anymore?
He is up to no good, all he does is cause trouble.
What do you think of sweatshops?
They have shops to buy sweat?
I can't say they sound too cool.
They are horrible, and need to be stopped.
Best thing ever!
What might you say?
What is this? A center for ants?
This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.
I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok?

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What do you call someone who reads minds?
Bulimic.
A ladies man.
A clairvoyant.
Lucky.
What is Zoolander's best look?
Blue Steel
Ferrari.
Le Tigra
They are all the same1
What is a eugoogooly?
Do you think I am stupid?
I don't know, but it sounds wild.
Oh please stop.
Hansel is so hot right now!

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How do you settle arguments?
Walk offs. I just hope no one notices I can't go left.
Walk offs of course. Wait until you see my special move.
I talk things out like an adult.
I like to hypnotize people.
What are you working on?
A new look called "Magmum."
Being the next top model.
Just my career, and being a better person.
An assassination plot.
What do you do on your day off?
Look in the mirror.
Practice yoga.
Sleep in and then go for a run.
Hang out with my dog.

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How do you wear your hair?
Short and tight, with a lot of gel.
Long and hip.
I just try and make my hair look nice, but not too extravagant.
My hair is wild, I like it to freak people out.
Choose a job.
Model slash actor
Actor slash model
Writer
Secret agent.
Who would you hang out with?
Paris Hilton
Mathew McConaughey
Katie Couric
Kanye West

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Pick a drink
Strawberry Dauquiri
Tequila sunrise
A glass of Merlot
Pomegranate Margarita
You are out dancing, where do you go?
A retro dance club
Burning Man.
A salsa club.
A Rave
How do you get around?
My jeep
My Scooter
Uber
My private driver.

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If you were not doing what you were doing now, what would your dream job be?
An actor.
A yoga instructor.
A businessperson.
A politician.
How often do you date.
Not much, people are intimidated by my looks.
All the time.
Sometimes.
Never.
Why would you get fired?
For not doing the job right.
For getting high on the job.
For being a whistleblower.
For stealing.

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Pick an animal
White Tiger
Spider Monkey
Horse
Snake
Who do you spend the most time with?
My roomies.
Whoever I can hook up with.
My coworkers.
My employees.
Pick a band.
Wham!
Sublime
No Doubt
Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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Pick a Star Trek Character
Spock.
Kirk
Sulu
Khan.
What is the worst fashion trend ever?
Grunge
Disco Suits
Flared Trousers
Skinny Jeans
Best fashion trends of the 2000's?
Turtleneck Sweaters.
Ed Hardy Tee Shirts
Abercrombie and Fitch
Trucker Hats

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How hot is Katinka?
Not very, she is kind of butch for my tastes.
Totally hot, she drives me crazy.
She is gorgeous.
Wait, Katinka is hot?
If someone is in competition with you, how do you handle it?
Freak out and feel threatened by them.
Make fun of them because you find them intimidating.
Work harder and try to improve.
Hire a hitman.
What might you say when angry?
“What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?
“Who are you tryin’ to get crazy with, ese? Don’t you know I’m loco?
"Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. "
"Obey my dog!"

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