Who is your '80s movie boyfriend?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Who is your '80s movie boyfriend?
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About This Quiz

Was your '80s boyfriend a bad boy or a true romantic?  Movies from the 1980s were filled with hunk-a-licious dudes that every teenage girl dreamed of dating. From the rebellious drop-outs to the mama's boys, '80s movies had every type of boyfriend covered. Best of all, they ranged in looks from hot to hotter, so you'd never have to sacrifice good looks for personality! Want to find out which one would have been your boo?

Your preferences in both movies and men are very personal! We promise we won't tell anyone (not even your best friend) how you respond to our questions, but we will get a fabulous sense of who you are and what  kind of man you'd match with. We'll examine what you find essential in a relationship and what sort of behaviors you find acceptable. From there, we'll be able to scan our databases like a time-traveling dating app and pair you with the perfect 80s boyfriend! You might think you have a good idea which one would be your soulmate; but careful analysis is warranted when it comes to matters of your heart! 

Step inside our 80s matchmaking machine, and, like totally channel your inner valley girl for this quiz! Your 80s boyfriend might be waiting with a boombox at the end. You'll be tickled pretty in pink when you find out! 


What 80s style do you like best?
Preppy
Style?
Surfer
Grunge
Which singer do you like the most?
Sting
Peter Gabriel
Bob Marley
Kurt Cobain
Would you cheat on your boyfriend?
Maybe. I don't like him a whole lot.
No way. Death before dishonor.
I don't have one or want one.
I would totally do it.

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Have you ever been arrested?
Nope
Not yet
Once
Multiple times
What is your hairstyle?
Clean, stylish cut
Lightly maintained bedhead
Long and wild
Rock star chic
What's your favorite movie?
Captain America
Road Warrior
Point Break
Pulp Fiction

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What do you think about guys that cry?
I know guys do it, but I don't like the ones that do.
All guys cry sometimes. It is nothing to be ashamed about.
Why would anyone be sad?
Only girly men cry.
Why do guys like you?
I am ridiculously good looking.
I am sincere and sensitive.
I make them laugh.
They like bad girls.
Do you smoke marijuana?
Never
Sometimes
Constantly
Whenever it's around

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How seriously do you take school?
I'm an A+ student.
'B's get degrees!
I'd rather be surfing.
I hate school with a passion.
Is it important for a guy to make money?
Extremely
Fairly important
Nope
By any means necessary
What's your idea of a perfect date?
Dinner and a movie
A concert
Netflix and chill (with pizza)
Shoplift at the mall

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What's your favorite pizza?
Spinach and feta
Classic cheese
Pineapple, bacon and jalapeno
All the meats
Do you want your parents to like your boyfriend?
Of course!
Sure, but I don't really care.
It doesn't matter.
No. In fact, I want them to hate him.
Do you think your boyfriend would ever cheat on you?
Maybe
No way
He's too lazy to
Probably

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What is your preferred beverage?
Coke
Bottled water
Mountain Dew
Four Loko
When do you see yourself getting married?
25-30
20-25
Never
Over 35
How many kids will you have?
4+
2
0
3 (but with different people)

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How long do you think you will live?
Forever
At least 70
At least 50
Live fast, die young!
Do you like to defy authority?
Never
Sometimes
Not really
Yes
Do you want a committed boyfriend right now?
Yes, but nothing too serious.
I definitely do.
Not right now, but in a few years.
That's absolutely not what I'm looking for.

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Describe your best friend:
Serious, but kind
Silly and loyal
Irresponsible, but fun
A total mess, but exciting
How do you get around?
I have a fancy car.
I have a car that runs.
I ride my bike.
I walk.
If a guy starts messing with you, what should your boyfriend do?
He should go up and tell the person to leave me alone.
He should threaten to punch the person in the face.
He should just be mellow, and let it go.
He should resort to violence.

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Which shoes are coolest?
Pumas
Doc Martens
Vans
Timberlands
How much hair product should a guy use?
Tons
Some
A little
None
Do you want a guy that is experienced in the bedroom?
Absolutely
Doesn't matter
A little
Nope

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What was your clique in high school?
The jocks
The nerds
The stoners
The troublemakers
Who is your favorite "Buffy" character?
Buffy
Angel
Xander
Spike
Who is your favorite rap artist?
Macklemore
Dr. Dre
Tribe Called Quest
Public Enemy

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