Who Should Narrate Your Life?

By: Bri O.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Who Should Narrate Your Life?
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About This Quiz

We all have those times where we daydream about what our lives would look like captured on the big screen, being narrated by some big-shot celebrity. Now's your chance to find out what it'd be like! Answer some questions, and we'll reveal who should chronicle your life story.
If you could sum up your life in one word, what would it be?
Beautiful.
Tumultuous.
Inspiring.
Surprising.
What would a move about your life be rated?
PG.
PG-13.
R.
Unrated.
What genre does your life come closest to?
Documentary.
Drama.
Dramedy.
I don't like labels..

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How old are you?
Under 18.
18-25.
26-40.
41+.
How do you feel about Frank Underwood's narration in Netflix's "House of Cards?"
It's spot on.
It's pretty good, but not my favorite.
Eh, it's alright.
I'm not a fan.
What's the most suspenseful/thrilling thing about your life?
My time of the month.
I play an extreme sport or have a risky hobby.
The shennanigans my kids get into.
I travel a lot.

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If you could save one personal item from a fire, what would it be?
An important item pasted down through my family.
My phone and/or laptop.
Whatever is most expensive.
Material items aren't important to me.
You'd describe Morgan Freeman's voice as:
God like.
Commanding.
Soothing.
Legendary.
How do you feel about the narration in "Planet Earth?"
I think it's well done.
It was pretty good, but nothing extraordinary.
I didn't really like it.
I've never seen it.

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How often do you feel bored?
Frequently.
50/50.
Occasionally.
Rarely.
How would you describe your sense of humor?
Cynical.
Dry.
Witty.
Sarcastic.
Whose voice calms you the most?
A low, authoritative, mellow-sounding male voice.
The voice of someone specific in my life.
Voices aren't calming to me.
A monotonous yet somehow distinctly interesting voice.

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You prefer a narrator who speaks at what tempo?
A slow tempo.
Average tempo.
I prefer a narrator that mixes up their tempo.
Mainly fast tempo.
Which is more important when it comes to choosing a narrator?
Their diction.
Their tone.
Their pitch.
The tempo they speak at.
Would the narrator employ a particular accent?
An American southern accent.
An American west or east coast accent.
A Canadian accent.
It doesn't matter.

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You'd describe yourself as:
Confident.
Introverted.
Extroverted.
Bubbly.
Do you enjoy watching nature documentaries?
I've never watched one.
No, they're not my thing.
I've watched one or two, and they were okay but not my favorite.
I love them!
Does the gender of the narrator matter to you?
Yes, I'd prefer it be a man.
Yes, I'd prefer it be a woman.
No, it doesn't matter.
The gender doesn't matter as much as how nasally the speaker is.

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Which show do you relate to more?
"The Dark Knight" (2008)
"Avatar" (2009)
"House of Cards" (2013 - ? )
"Juno" (2007)
Who would you pick to narrate the voice of God?
Morgan Freeman.
It should probably be a male voice.
No one.
I don't care as long as it's a lady voice.
What kind of soundtrack goes with your life?
It just depends on the mood I'm in, so a variety of songs.
A classical/instrumental one.
Something dramatic and suspenseful.
An indie/alternative soundtrack.

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The dialogue/commentary in your daily life can be described as:
Witty/sarcastic/sassy.
Mundane.
Intellectually stimulating.
Dramatic.
Life has been:
Hard.
An adventure.
A rollercoaster ride.
Amazing.
Do you usually get what you want?
No, rarely.
Occasionally, sure.
Sometimes.
Yes, I'm very good at it.

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You prefer a narrator with a voice that tends to stick around what pitch?
Very low.
Mediumish pitched.
Low pitched.
Medium to high-pitched.
How do you feel about the narrator on "Jane the Virgin?"
He's different, but I like it.
It's interesting, but not my favorite.
I don't like it.
I've never seen it.
What sort of relationship would you want to have with the narrator of your life?
The narrator would do whatever they want.
The narrator would exist to capture major milestones and realizations.
They'd offer witty commentary and narration at all times, but with no interaction with me.
The narrator and I would be able to converse back and forth, particularly about points of disagreement.

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Your life takes place where, for the most part?
At friends' houses, out on the town...a bunch of different places besides my own house.
All over the place.
Work.
Home.
Do you have any sources of conflict in your life?
No, it's all good.
A few small spats, but nothing concerning.
Yes, I'm not sure what it would feel like to not have conflict in my life.
Yeah, but it should all be resolved soon enough.
Which is more important in your life:
Family.
Justice.
Career.
Having fun.

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