Who Would Your Perfect Partner in Crime Be?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Who Would Your Perfect Partner in Crime Be?
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About This Quiz

You have a mischievous twinkle in your eye and you are about to do something wacky. Who do you want to bring along on your adventure into silliness? This quiz will help you find your perfect partner in crime!
Which crime are you most likely to try pulling off?
A bank robbery.
Shoplifting.
Cutting the tags off the mattresses.
Doing drugs.
What time of day will you try to pull off your crime?
Morning.
Midnight.
Evening.
Afternoon.
Who do you think would drive your getaway car?
My mom.
My friend's brother.
My coworker.
I would hire a stranger.

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Have you ever been arrested?
No.
I was arrested once.
I don't want to talk about that.
No, but I'm sure I will eventually be.
What crime did you most recently commit?
Speeding.
Running a stop sign.
Breezing through a crosswalk.
Jaywalking.
What kind of getaway car will you use?
A van.
A box truck.
A sports car.
We won't need a getaway car.

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If you were to shoplift something, what would it be?
I would never shoplift.
I'm not sure, maybe some expensive make up.
I do need a new computer.
Probably a candy bar or something.
Which serial killer do you find the most evil?
Charles Manson.
John Wayne Gacy.
Aileen Wuornos.
Jeffery Dahmer.
If you worked in law enforcement, what position would you hold?
Judge.
Police Officer.
Undercover Agent.
Lawyer.

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Why do you need a partner in crime?
I'm going to throw a surprise party.
I'm buying a house.
I'm going on a road trip.
I'm going to do something illegal.
If you were the leader of a gang, what would you name it?
The Family.
The Glitter Brigade.
Intelligence, Inc.
The Killers.
What would be the worst part about being in jail?
I would not like being in such a small place.
The shame would be overwhelming.
I wouldn't like missing work.
I have heard the food is terrible.

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Who is the first person you would call to bail you out?
My dad.
My bestie.
My manager.
My pastor.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins are you most guilty of committing?
Gluttony.
Lust.
Wrath.
Sloth.
What role will you play in the crime?
Mastermind.
The muscle.
Conspirator.
Partner.

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Which television detective do you like most?
Olivia Benson from "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."
Shawn Spencer from "Psych."
Columbo from "Columbo."
Dr. Spencer Reid from "Criminal Minds."
Which television crime show do you watch most often?
"Criminal Minds."
"N.C.I.S."
"Law and Order."
"Bones."
What do you think the hardest part of being a police officer would be?
I think keeping my cool would be difficult.
I think the long hours would be hard.
I think having to drive all the time would be exhausting.
I think it couldn't be easy to arrest people.

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Who is your favorite character on "The Sopranos?"
Tony Soprano.
Jennifer Melfi.
Carmela Soprano.
Silvio Dante.
Which celebrity arrest did you pay the most attention to?
Lindsay Lohan.
Wesley Snipes.
O.J. Simpson.
Hugh Grant.
Which actress do you think might be a good partner in crime?
Kathy Bates.
Martha Plimpton.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Lena Dunham.

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Which television cop show do you like most?
"Blue Bloods."
"First Watch."
"Cops."
"Hill Street Blues."
Which crime-based film do you like most?
"Pulp Fiction."
"Goodfellas."
"Scarface."
"Fargo."
What will be the nature of your crime?
We'd commit a cyber crime.
We'd commit theft.
We'd vandalize something.
I am not telling you.

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Which animated character do you think might make a good partner in crime?
Bart Simpson from "The Simpsons."
Bender from "Futurama."
Butt-Head from "Beavis & Butt-Head."
Dale Gribble from "King of the Hill."
What drink will you use to toast your successful crime?
Milkshakes.
Beer.
Champagne.
Coffee.
What instrument will you need to pull off your crime?
A computer.
A crowbar.
Some spray paint.
Some kind of weapon.

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Which "Shameless" character would be the best partner in crime?
Kevin.
Fiona.
Svetlana.
Veronica.
Do you think you would make a good criminal?
No, I'm more mischievous than outlaw.
Yes, I have to keep my criminal mind in check.
I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
I refuse to say anything that might incriminate myself.
Which television attorney would you hire to represent you?
Saul Goodman from "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul."
Lionel Hutz from "The Simpsons."
Ally McBeal from "Ally McBeal."
Jackie Chiles from "Seinfeld."

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