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Have you met his best friend?
Sure, you hang out all the time.
Yeah, you have met once or twice.
No, but he talks about them all the time.
You're not even sure who his best friend is.
How often do you hang out with him and his friends?
All the time.
Usually once on the weekends.
You did once, but not for a while.
It has never happened.
How many tattoos do you have?
None.
You have one, but you can't see it.
You have a couple.
3 or more.
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Did you go to a good college?
Yes, and you did well there too.
You went to a state school and got good grades.
You graduated high school.
You dropped out of high school.
Did you like the same presidential candidate as his mom?
Yes, you seem to agree on everything.
No, but you are respectful about that kind of thing.
No, and you are super mad at people who didn't vote the same as you.
You aren't sure who ran for president.
Do you come from a good family?
Yes, both of your parents are well-educated and you have a fair amount of money.
Yes, you lived a very moral life.
One of your parents left when you were young, and the other has gotten divorced several times.
You never met your dad and your mom did a few stints in county.
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When you get nervous in social situations, do you tend to drink too much?
Oh, no you always keep it mellow in situations like that.
No chance, you might have a couple but that is it.
You overdrink a little but that's because you're nervous.
When you get nervous you drink a lot.
When was the last time you had a fight?
You have never really fought.
A month or so ago.
Last week.
Last night.
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How do you two usually argue?
We just talk things out peacefully.
You might get a little mad and sarcastic.
You try not to but sometimes you yell and call him names.
You usually scream and throw things.
Have you had affairs in the past that he knows of?
No, you don't have affairs.
No, you had one before, but didn't tell him.
Yes, he knows about one.
Yes, people have told him about it.
How many times have you been married or engaged before?
Never.
You were engaged once.
You are divorced.
You have been divorced and engaged more than once.
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How long has it been since your last boyfriend?
A year or so.
6 months.
3 months.
Less than a month.
Are you sure you actually are his girlfriend?
Of course, what an odd question.
You are pretty sure you are.
You think so but sometimes he takes off for a while and you don't know where he is.
Well, he does hang out with his best friend from "work" most nights and when he is with you, he gets texts constantly.
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Does he talk to you about the future and how much he likes kids?
You talk to each other like this all the time.
Sometimes he does.
Not very often.
No, not ever.
Have you guys ever gone away together?
Yes, you went on a trip for 5 days.
Yes, you went away for the weekend.
Yes, we went out on the town stayed over night in a hotel.
No, but he did buy you a couple of drinks the other night.
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How much do you know about his family?
Oh you know everything about them, from their jobs to their interests.
You know a lot, he talks about them often.
Not much, you know where they live and what they do for work.
You don't know much at all.
How often does he stay at your place?
All the time.
Most nights he is here.
Every once in a while.
He has stayed over once or twice, but not often.
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How often do you stay at his place?
All the time.
A night a week or so.
Every few weeks.
You have never seen his place.
Do you have a key to his place, and if not would you feel comfortable walking right in?
You have a key.
You do have a key but are not supposed to use it except for emergencies.
You don't have a key, but you would walk in if you showed up there after yelling his name.
You don't have a key and would not feel comfortable walking in.
Would you show up at his work and take him to lunch unannounced?
Yes, of course.
You would but would feel nervous.
No.
No because know he would be mad if you did.
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How often does he talk about his ex?
He never talks about her.
He talks about her sometimes but he knows it hurts your feelings.
Pretty often, it bothers you, but you get it.
All the time, especially when you go out for drinks.
What is your typical night like with him?
You used to go out a lot but now you just stay home, make dinner, watch TV, and get romantic.
You usually go out for a nice dinner then go home together.
You meet up and go out to a club.
He usually texts you when he is already out, and then meet up with him or he just comes over.
How do you feel about meeting his family?
You can't wait to get more serious.
It would be cool, because it would be a chance to get to know him better.
You would be nervous but you would go.
The free drinks and food would be nice and hanging with new people is always fun.
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Have you brought up meeting your parents?
Yes, you already have and it went great.
Yes, and he said he would, it just hasn't happened yet.
No, you would feel too stupid.
No, partly because you hardly see them yourself.
How much of your weekend do you spend together?
From Friday night until Monday morning.
He usually comes over Friday night and leaves early Sunday.
You spend one night together but not much time during the day.
You usually hook up late one weekend night and that is it.
How much does he kiss you?
All the time and it is awesome.
Quite a bit and it is great.
Usually just when you are in bed together.
Not much, he likes to get right to it if you know what I mean
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