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About This Quiz
It's been a good ride, but if your life was a Choose Your Own Adventure Book, would you go back a few pages and give up where you are now for a different path? Would that be a wise decision?
Have you ever served time in jail or prison?
Yes, too much time and you don't want to talk about it.
No, you're not a criminal.
No, but you've come too close for comfort.
Technically you've been to jail but never spent more than a few hours there.
Have you ever been the victim of an accident that left permanent damage through no fault of your own?
More than one.
No, thank God.
Yes, but the damage was minimally permanent.
Yes, once.
Have you ever been the cause of an accident that left permanent damage to another person that was your fault?
Yes, more than once.
No, thank God.
The permanent damage was minimal.
Once, but you made it right in the end.
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Have you ever been the victim of any kind of abuse, either now or as a child?
Yes, and it was hellish.
Not once.
Nothing major, but it wasn't cool.
Yes, but you seem to be fine on the other end because you don't think about it.
On a scale from 1-10, with 10 being the highest, how much do you hope this quiz will reveal your life would not be better if things were changed?
2.
10.
6.
3.
On a scale from 1-10, with 10 being the highest, how much do you hope this quiz will reveal your life would be better if things were changed?
10.
1.
5.
7.
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Do you have a few close friends or many casual friends?
Neither, just a few casual.
A few close friends.
It's hard to say. You feel like you have both but maybe you have neither.
Mandy casual friends.
How good of a job did your parents do?
You don't know who at least one of your real parents and the one that raised me, or the "non-parents" who did try to raise you sucked.
You couldn't have asked for a better pair of people.
They did the best they could.
You think they made a few big mistakes.
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Can money buy you happiness?
No, nothing can.
No, it's found in other things.
You don't know, but you'd like to find out.
Maybe. Probably. Yes?
Have you had many experiences it would be hard to trade in for a new life?
No, very few.
Yeah, those memories would be tough to let go.
Yes, but you probably would have better ones in a new life.
You've had some that were cool but you would trade them.
How far did you get, or do you think you'll get, in school?
You dropped out of high school.
College graduate.
You started, but didn't finish college.
You have your GED.
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Overall, how has your health been?
You almost died once.
Aside from a cold here or there, very good.
Decent. A few rocky patches.
You really wish it would have been smoother.
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Which condition would you not be surprised to be diagnosed with?
Everything listed below and more.
ADD.
Bipolar Disorder.
Austism.
How much do you trust the government?
You have no idea what's going on.
You're leery, but what am you going to do?
You think they are trustworthy, but incompetent.
You don't. They've screwed you over.
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How do you feel when something goes well for somebody else?
You're jealous.
You feel good for them.
It depends what it is.
You know you should feel better than you really do.
If you could be born at any time, which seems the most appealing?
A long time ago, like the 1600s.
You'd want to be born the same year you were.
You don't think it matters.
Sometime in the future.
Are you close with any siblings or cousins?
No.
Yes, your family is great.
You wouldn't say close, but you get along.
You've never really had either.
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Do you like your job or school situation?
No.
Yes.
Depends which day.
You know things could be a lot better.
What do you do most Friday and Saturday nights?
You hit the bars and clubs.
Spend it with friends and family.
You never know until that day.
Mostly stay home, although you sometimes go out.
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When you see one of those sad commercials for abused animals, what do you think?
I feel ya, puppy.
You should donate.
You hope somebody deals with this problem.
Too sad. You change the channel.
Do you enjoy watching sports?
Yes, but all your teams lose.
You love it.
Sometimes. You're not a huge fan.
No. You don't get the point.
How will you be remembered?
People will say nice things but not mean them.
As a loving and caring person.
You doubt you'll be remembered.
As somebody who should have done better.
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What's your first response when you get a phone call a not-too-close relative has died?
You don't care because it doesn't really effect you.
Oh no, is everybody okay?
This is surprising, but you're far enough removed it's not troubling.
How do you get out of going to the funeral?
How did your last relationship end?
You were broken up with.
Amicably.
You broke up with them.
You haven't been in any real relationships.
Which Metallica song sums up your life?
Enter Sandman.
Metallica songs do not sum up your life.
For Whom the Bell Tolls.
The Unforgiven.
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