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About This Quiz
Who hasn't dreamed of setting sail on a pirate ship to take a million-dollar prize? Or, maybe you are just fond of brandishing a cutlass and blunderbuss. Becoming a pirate is one of the most desirable fantasies people have, and despite their cutthroat ways, pirates bring with them the romantic notion or adventure. If you've ever wondered if you'd make a good pirate, take this quiz to find out.
How do you feel around blood?
You don't mind it.
You'll pass out.
Your okay if it's not yours.
A bloody nose is okay.
What would your weapon of choice be?
As many as you can fit on your body.
Your cunning and articulation.
A sword.
A dagger.
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How well do you know geography?
You know all countries, oceans, and most rivers.
You know the state you live in.
You can pick out most countries.
You know the states and continents.
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What is the most romantic thing about piracy?
Sailing the seas.
Nothing really.
Not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
Cool weapons.
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What would you do if you were mugged?
Fight back.
Give the mugger everything.
You might try to fend the mugger off.
Scream for help.
What is your favorite pirate movie?
"Pirates of the Caribbean".
"Muppet Treasure Island".
"Cutthroat Island".
"Treasure Island".
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When would you retire from piracy?
When you are hung at the gallows.
As soon as you're saved.
After you sustain a serious injury.
As soon as you make enough money.
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How would your friends describe your personality?
Aggressive.
Happy-go-lucky.
Sly and cunning.
Friendly and talkative.
What pirate myth do you believe?
Pirates buried their treasure.
Pirates said, "aaargh."
Port Royal was sunk due to debauchery.
Pirates were cutthroats.
Are you a good swimmer?
You have several swimming medals.
You're afraid of water.
You were in the Navy.
You know a few strokes.
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What is the first thing you think of when you hear "pirate"?
Treasure.
Movies.
A cutlass.
Radio stations.
Have you ever been in a fight?
Yeah, they've all been great.
No, thank goodness.
A couple.
Almost, but you ran away.
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How would you hide your treasure?
You would spend it all before you could hide it.
In an interest bearing bank account.
You'd bury it in the back yard.
In your piggy bank.
What would you not give up to be a pirate?
You've already given everything away while taking this quiz.
Starbucks.
Your significant other.
Soda pop.
Could you kill someone?
For treasure? Yeah!
No, you're a pacifist.
If you had to.
You might try to just maim people, but not kill.
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