Would You Make a Good Trophy Wife (or Husband)?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Would You Make a Good Trophy Wife (or Husband)?
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About This Quiz

Nobody wants to think that they are arm candy, but arm candy gets a nice house, plenty of money and in many cases, their own reality show. But it takes a special kind of person. Are you the one?
What is your highest level of education?
I was home schooled and it stopped eventually
College was a great time to party and have fun. I didn't finish.
I have a high school diploma and make more money than most college graduates.
GED. High school was stupid
What do you call the little things you eat before the main course?
Hors d'oeuvres
I'm not good at pronouncing it, so I'm not going to say it
Appetizers
Hors Dors
What is your favorite kind of boat?
Yacht
Luxury Cruise Ship
Catamaran
I was on so many boats during spring break! I hope there's no video!

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What's your favorite reality show?
Real Housewives of (Put City Name Here)
The Bachelor
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
The Bachelorette
Why would you want to be a trophy spouse?
If you don't know, don't ask
Lots of money, nice things, get to travel, no job
It looks nice at first, but I think I'd get bored with it
Cause the benefits be bangin'
What political party do you belong to?
I don't vote, nor follow politics
Whichever one my spouse is
The one that most reflects my views
I don't know. I like parties.

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You've got gas. What do you do?
I refuse to admit I get gas.
I excuse myself to the powder then try to be as quiet as possible.
Head to a corner of the room nobody is in, shoot for a silent one.
Let 'er rip, laugh and take the credit
How large is your bed?
Obviously huge. What really matters is sheet thread count
California King
Queen
I pushed two of those sweet inflatable mattresses together
What's the most important facial feature of the opposite sex?
Hairline
Eyes
No preference
Mouth

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Have you kept in touch with childhood friends?
No. I was not close to anyone
Only my best friend
A few of them
We're all in a Facebook group chat with each other
What is your natural hair color?
This one. Would I lie?
I don't even remember at this point.
This one really is.
It was dark but now I'm blonde all the way, baby!
What kind of car do you drive?
I have someone who drives me
A Lexus
BMW
When I get married they're gonna buy me a car.

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What is the oldest age gap acceptable in marrying somebody?
It doesn't matter. Love knows no age.
It depends how rich they are
Beyond 20 years and it's getting creepy
Five years, tops.
When you hear the phrase, "She only married him for his money," what do you think?
Of course, that's why women get married
It was probably a big reason
No kidding, Captain Obvious
That's not a nice thing to say
What's your favorite kind of jewelry?
Tiara
Neckless
Earrings
Bracelets

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What is your favorite sport?
Polo
Sailing
Golf
Football
Who buys most of your clothes?
A personal shopper
I do it all at small, exclusive boutiques
I do, at the mall and online
My mother
When you walk with your significant other, what posture do you take as a couple
She is holding onto his arm
He has his arm around her shoulder
Walking without touching
Holding hands

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What country do the classiest people come from?
Monaco
France
Iceland
United States
Where do you get your money?
I ask my significant other and they provide, no questions asked.
I have people who tell me where it comes from. I just get the checks.
A full-time job.
I have a part-time job and I'm good at getting people to buy me stuff.
Which store would you not be caught dead it?
TJ Maxx
Wal-Mart
Victoria's Secret
Best Buy

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Do you go to the movie theater?
Only for a red carpet premiere
No, I prefer the real theater
Yes, but I avoid opening weekend
I just usually wait for Netflix to have it
Do you consider yourself better than everyone else?
Everyone except my significant other
Yes, I do
No
Not all, but most
Which would choose between being broke and content or rich and emotionally all over the place?
Rich, being emotional is part of the deal
Rich, but I know how to be happy
Contentment is all that matters
I can be both

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What will people say at your wake?
They were a national treasure
It's another case of the good dying young
I don't give that any though
We loved them so much
Which game show do you find the most watchable?
Wheel of Fortune
The Price is Right
Jeopardy
Let's Make a Deal
What one luxury feature must you have in your car?
Heated seats
All of them
Cruise control
Power windowx

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Would rather be rich or famous?
Rich
Both
Neither
If I'm famous, I'll get rich
What is an acceptable third-party way of finding dates?
Through a headhunter service
Online dating site
Mutual friends introduction
Backpage
What do you expect to learn from this quiz about yourself?
That I'm the shiniest trophy in the case!
I'm totally trophy spouse material
What I already know
Rich people should be lining up to be with me.

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