If You Were a Turkey, How Would You Survive Thanksgiving?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
If You Were a Turkey, How Would You Survive Thanksgiving?
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About This Quiz

Run, Tom Turkey, run! You are on the menu every year this time of year. You have watched countless relatives go on to nourish those pesky humans. Now, you need to think of a survival plan. How will you escape becoming dinner? Let us help you!
What is your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Tofurkey
Cranberry Sauce
Mashed Potatoes
Stuffing
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What country would you like to spend the holidays visiting?
France
Mexico
Egypt
Brazil
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What dish will you make for the holiday dinner?
Sweet Potato Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Potato Casserole
Salad
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What is your favorite holiday scent?
Vanilla
Cinnamon
Pine
Caramel
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Who is your favorite 'The Big Bang Theory' character?
Amy
Penny
Sheldon
Leonard
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What was your strongest subject in school?
Science
English
Math
History
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Which relative will be drunk at dinner?
Aunt
Mom
Dad
Uncle
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What U.S. city would you like to visit?
St. Louis
Orlando
Seattle
Cleveland
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What will you do after the holiday dinner?
Wash dishes
Sleep
Watch football
Go shopping
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What is your favorite farm animal?
Chicken
Horse
Cow
Pig
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How would your friends describe you?
Tricky
Content
Hardcore
Crazy
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What costume prop do you like most?
Glasses
Walking Stick
Hat
Sword
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Who will bring the best dish to dinner?
Me
My mom
My aunt
My friend
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What is your favorite salad dressing?
Oil & Vinegar
French
1000 Island
Ranch
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What will you drink with dinner?
Wine
Beer
Water
Soda
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What kind of soda do you like most?
Pepsi
Diet Coke
Sprite
7Up
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How many siblings do you have?
1
2
0
3 or more
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What great world wonder would you like to see?
Easter Island
The Great Wall
The Pyramids
Hanging Gardens of Babylon
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What sin have you recently committed?
Adultery
Thievery
Gluttony
Sloth
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What is your favorite Fall color?
Red
Orange
Yellow
Brown
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What candy bar do you like best?
Snickers
Reese's Cup
Zero
Almond Joy
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What part of the turkey do you like best?
Breast
Thigh
Wing
I do not eat turkey!
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What would name a pet turkey?
Tom
Gobbler
Shelly
Ivy
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What wild animal would you like to witness in the wild?
Polar Bear
Bengal Tiger
Lemur
Koala
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What bird do you think has the coolest feathers?
Turkey
Chicken
Parrot
Canary
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What is your favorite outdoor Fall activity?
Jumping into leaf piles
Football
Hiking
Taking pictures of the leaves
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What is your favorite vegetable?
Peas
Corn
Okra
Squash
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What is your Pilgrim name?
Sam Goodheart
Jacob Miller
Herman Pointyshoes
Mary Greatwoman
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What time of day do you like most?
Midnight
Noon
Sunrise
Sunset
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What do you wish for this holiday season?
World peace
An end to hunger
I wish to not be eaten.
Seeing my family
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